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Two woodpeckers

 A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing

about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed
Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole... See More
in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a
tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by
woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could
do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully
pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian
woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker
was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in
their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Apparently,Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder
when you're away from home.

 

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